He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
Brendan Behan
It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.
Carl Sagan
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to
Clarence Darrow
The English language has a deceptive air of simplicity so have some little frocks but they are both not the kind of thing you can run up in half an hour with a machine.
Dorothy L. Sayers
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Doug Larson
Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves a pedigree.
George Bernard Shaw
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
George Bernard Shaw
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
George Bernard Shaw
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.
George Bernard Shaw
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